my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
i hope you get arrested for that
what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now
they’re begging for a refund.
at least the soundtrack is awesome.
Well, at least you
don’t live under them.
stop being so overdramatic harry
Lord of the Tardis
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
You are like:
And they are like:
What if when you turned 16 your parents walked up to you and said “You’re actually batman”
Then they wouldn’t really be my parents, now would they.
Can u not
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years